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OSR: Underworld: Awakening January 22, 2012

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One Sentence Review: Underworld: Awakening

Bad enough for great MST3K-style jokes yet good enough to be an entertaining diversion, the aging Underworld series at least continues to make Beckinsale look hot in a black, leather corset.

Rating: Matinee for fans of the series; Wait for DVD for fans of action; Late-Night Cable Fodder for everyone else

Rating System: Full-Price Ticket, Matinee, Wait For DVD, Late-Night Cable Fodder, I’ve Made Better Films With My Ass Camera

New Scissor Sisters Song January 2, 2012

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The song is alright, but having the video set up as a junior high play? Awesome.

OSR: Mission Impossible – Ghost Protocol December 25, 2011

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One Sentence Review: Mission Impossible – Ghost Protocol

It would seem that four films in Brad Bird can do no wrong as his leap to live-action film is every bit as exciting as his animated films.

Rating: Full-Price Ticket

Rating System: Full-Price Ticket, Matinee, Wait For DVD, Late-Night Cable Fodder, I’ve Made Better Films With My Ass Camera

OSR: Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows December 19, 2011

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One Sentence Review: Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

A Game of Shadows is a charming, old-fashioned romp.

Rating: Matinee

Rating System: Full-Price Ticket, Matinee, Wait For DVD, Late-Night Cable Fodder, I’ve Made Better Films With My Ass Camera

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