OSR: Underworld: Awakening January 22, 2012
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One Sentence Review: Underworld: Awakening
Bad enough for great MST3K-style jokes yet good enough to be an entertaining diversion, the aging Underworld series at least continues to make Beckinsale look hot in a black, leather corset.
Rating: Matinee for fans of the series; Wait for DVD for fans of action; Late-Night Cable Fodder for everyone else
Rating System: Full-Price Ticket, Matinee, Wait For DVD, Late-Night Cable Fodder, I’ve Made Better Films With My Ass Camera
New Scissor Sisters Song January 2, 2012
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The song is alright, but having the video set up as a junior high play? Awesome.
OSR: Mission Impossible – Ghost Protocol December 25, 2011
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One Sentence Review: Mission Impossible – Ghost Protocol
It would seem that four films in Brad Bird can do no wrong as his leap to live-action film is every bit as exciting as his animated films.
Rating: Full-Price Ticket
Rating System: Full-Price Ticket, Matinee, Wait For DVD, Late-Night Cable Fodder, I’ve Made Better Films With My Ass Camera
OSR: Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows December 19, 2011
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One Sentence Review: Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
A Game of Shadows is a charming, old-fashioned romp.
Rating: Matinee
Rating System: Full-Price Ticket, Matinee, Wait For DVD, Late-Night Cable Fodder, I’ve Made Better Films With My Ass Camera
